Category Archives: Humor

Sweetache

He’s another pretty face with a vacant stare. I make a humorous jab at the person on the screen and he mutters a fake laugh, and I can see behind his eyes that he’s trying to search for why it … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Relationships | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Worthy Love

You are worth more than the second glances and tired touches he gives. You are worth more than the 12 a.m. text message he sends when his blood is swimming in alcohol. You are worth more than the last-minute cancellations. … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor, Love, Relationships | Leave a comment

The Stages of Falling Into Crazy

“Have I gone mad?” – Alice “I’m afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usually are.” – Cheshire Cat It begins with a look or a small word and suddenly I’m at the beginning stages of … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Genie In A Bottle

“I’m a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way” I was listening to the original Christina Aguilera hit today while jamming out to varied other songs of my youth and I started thinking about that line … Continue reading

Posted in Dating, Humor, Relationships | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

5 Things I Need To Get Together

(Whoever heard of having just one chip?) 5 things in my life that I can’t moderate: Chips: Give me any sized bag of chips and I’ll have eaten all of that salty goodness in probably less than 5 minutes, maybe … Continue reading

Posted in Humor, Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment