Author Archives: upthestairs87

Miserable Misery

Have you ever been so completely unhappy and had no idea? Since my failed relationship, I’ve found I’m still picking up lessons that were dropped during it, like a trail from my broken heart to the person I want to … Continue reading

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Tell Me That You’ll Open Your Eyes

She stares at the image looking back at her. Steam fills the room as she lets the water run from both faucets. Solitude is what she’s after and this is how she finds it. The noises coming from her skin … Continue reading

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Mr. Roger’s Ruined My Expecation of Men

(Please note that I’m saying most, not all. If anyone knows of a real life Mr. Rogers, let me know.) 1. Most men do not come home and immediately change into something not only more comfortable, but classy. Like a … Continue reading

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Stop Emasculating My Future Husband!

I’ve got a plea, please society, Hollywood and extreme feminists, stop taking the man out of manliness! Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for equality and with it equal pay, education and rights but when did it become okay to … Continue reading

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Single, White, AWESOMENESS

12 ways to be single and be awesome at it: (Disclaimer: You may already be awesome and don’t need these tips. If so, good for you! I’m going to go eat this whole cake I just baked…) 1. When you … Continue reading

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