1. Being in a relationship would mean I’d have to clean out my car to make room for one other person and I’m just not at a point in my life that I’m ready to do that.

2. The added stress of potential couple pictures being taken every time I go out makes me hyperventilate.

3. I’m trying to figure out a pet I can have that won’t make me sneeze non-stop and could live a few days without being fed so I’ve got a lot on my plate.

4. With school starting, work full-time and a possible internship my free time is now cut down to about 2 hours a week. I don’t know many relationships that last within that time frame.

5. I would no longer have the privilege of being the third wheel at social events with my friends and I’m not ready to give up that awkward feeling yet.

6. Some days I don’t feel like shaving.

7. I’m in the process of trying to lose weight and I don’t need excessive happiness in my life to derail that.

8. My crock-pot is single serving.

9. Sometimes I want to go out at 11 o’clock at night and get a burger, I feel as though having someone around may stop this habit.

10. I don’t completely miss awkward fights in front of friends yet, give me a few more months.

11. I’ve already met everyone in town.